Idea: "Biting off more than you can chew" A tale of a man with a big mouth.

Concept: Basically it would be a recap of misadventures in a one-way love story about a young man who takes on learning a language to impress a hyper-intelligent woman (who, of course, expressed her lack of interest in pursuing further romantic endeavors). Brilliant.

I can totally smell a best seller.

Edit: It would have a very natural presentation, likely a blog format, or a journal. Perhaps chapters could start with a journal/blog "entry" that leads into the scene.